I’ve decided that since Game of Thrones is the best show ever, HBO has to capitalise on its success and create a spree of spinoffs from the same world. Here is my pitch to them. Now I just have to wait for the money to come rolling in.
1. How I met your Mother of Dragons
Fun and sassy sitcom about Daenerys Stormborn, living in New York and falling in and out of love. Jorah Mormont played by Neil Patrick Harris.
2. Jon Snow’s Feelings for Snow
Jon Snow solves murders in the cold wastes beyond The Wall.
3. Melisandre’s Puppy Rescue
Because the night is dark and full of terriers.
4. Seventh Devan
Davos Seaworth’s second youngest son struggles to raise a respectably R’hllor fearing family. “I don’t care if it’s senior prom, you’ll join your mother and I in burning the icons of false faiths!”
5. Suddenly Cersei
Life’s tough for a gal in the big city – especially when her hunky twin brother is in town!
6. Stark House
A more Dickensian Winterfell, with bleak servants and starving orphans. Hodor is just sad, instead of comic relief.
7. Ramsay Bolton’s Kitchen Nightmares
Roose Bolton’s legitimised bastard son helps failing restaurants survive via methods which mostly include flaying.
8. Seaworth Change
Davos Seaworth leaves behind the cut-throat world of monarchist politics and becomes Sigrid Thornton in a small town. Will he discover love with the hunky and mysterious Diver Dan?
9. Lysa Arryn’s Aerie Tales
Settle down for a night of spooky tales in the eeriest aerie in Westeros, told by a crazy woman breast-feeding her preteen son.
10. Two and Halfman
Tyrion Lannister, Charlie Sheen and a pack of barbarians would actually be a fairly amazing show.