Patrick Lenton is a playwright, fiction writer and blogger, based in Sydney Australia. He is a graduate of the Creative Writing degree at the University of Wollongong. He is into you. His plays have names like ‘Sexy Tales of Paleontology’ and ’100 Years of Lizards’. His theatre company is called the Sexy Tales Comedy Collective. He likes to publish his stories in journals like Going Down Swinging, Scum Mag, Stilts, Voiceworks, Best Australian Stories, TIDE and The Lifted Brow. He is a regular contributor to Junkee, and reviews for The Brag, Time Out and M/C Reviews. He writes The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge column for Going Down Swinging and Spook Magazine. He Drunk Watches Downton Abbey. He likes to read his stories. He edits an anthology of comedy writing called The Sturgeon General. He works as a Digital Marketer for Momentum Books. Flooop floooooooop flooooooooop.