Patrick Lenton is a playwright, prose writer and blogger, based in Sydney Australia. He is a graduate of the Creative Writing degree at the University of Wollongong. He is into you. He was a Finalist in the 2013 SOYA Awards and shortlisted for the Scribe Nonfiction Award 2015. His plays have names like ‘Sexy Tales of Paleontology’ and ‘100 Years of Lizards’. His theatre company is called the Sexy Tales Comedy Collective. He likes to publish his stories in journals like Going Down Swinging, Scum Mag, Stilts, Voiceworks, Best Australian Stories, TIDE and The Lifted Brow. He is a regular contributor to Junkee, and reviews for The Brag, Time Out and M/C Reviews. He writes The Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge column for Going Down Swinging and Spook Magazine. He likes to read his stories. He edited an anthology of comedy writing called The Sturgeon General. He works as a Digital Marketer for Momentum Books. His collection of stories ‘A Man Made Entirely of Bats’ will be published by Spineless Wonders in 2015. Flooop floooooooop flooooooooop.